RedHat for sure, especially as of late, dunno about the others.

And they never come to visit us because our world is just too damn big, y

No, it’s because they’ve watched our TV.

Try Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds, the whole series is great.

especially the new core utilities being released under the MIT license.

Nice troll.

It’s made by Canonical, a for-profit company, where’s the surprise?
Have they gone public yet?

I’m not so sure Microslop dropped 486 support.
Like someone else said, there’s a lot of industrial hardware still running these.
Just because it doesn’t make sense for your bubble doesn’t mean it’s the right approach. Luckily, quite a few distros still support 32 bit. Less ewaste.

All mushrooms are edible.
Once at least.

that continues to this day.

The US disagrees as do some theocratic states like Iran (nit-pick but i said catholic all you want, they all look the same to me).

X-rays?! I use my radiation-free tongue ‘n’ fingers.

spinning a wheel.

So hamster power?

I recall something about LILO nor supporting RAID when i tried it a few years ago.

but it is amusing to see calls for Canonical to replace GPL licensed software,

Par for the course with Canonical™, much like all the rust rewrites.

I guess they have their own fork of it?

Upstream hasn’t seen a new release, nor any commits, since 2015: https://lilo.joonet.de/

Perhaps.
Has lilo needed any changes, though?
If it hasn’t, then no commits and no feature creep.

It’s default for Slackware so i’d hardly call it dead.
And i doubt it’s easier to strip a behemoth than it is to add features to a small code-base.

Alternate title: Ubuntu hasn’t discovered LILO.

Canonical’s the new Red Hat,

So about 31 adult badgers.

I thought Cell was green?

Studies have found that the orbitofrontal cortex (OFC)—a brain region sitting just above your eye sockets—becomes hyperactive both in people with OCD and in people listening to music.