Then start dating (as a joke). Get married (as a joke). Have kids (as a joke). Grow old (as a joke). Enjoy your sunset years together (as a joke). Be buried next to each other after death (as a joke). Become ghosts and prank-haunt people together (as a joke).
And they unalived happily ever after, as a joke.
I love how people call it natural when anyone but a human does something.