inimzi@piefed.social to Science@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days ago‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fartwww.sciencenews.orgexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down11
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minus-squarecalm.like.a.bomb@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoSo that corporations will say “see?? it was you, people, creating the greenhouse effect!”
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days ago You have to kill yourself plebs. It wasnt my 35 city-sized mega yachts, it was your cheap beans all along.
minus-squareghost_laptop@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agothere will be a competitive farting scene and people will rank, eat beans and get money for farting
So that corporations will say “see?? it was you, people, creating the greenhouse effect!”
You have to kill yourself plebs. It wasnt my 35 city-sized mega yachts, it was your cheap beans all along.
there will be a competitive farting scene and people will rank, eat beans and get money for farting
More like, why not?