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minus-squarein_my_honest_opinion@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoCool lets pack up the billionaires and ship em over there.
minus-squarestephen@lazysoci.allinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI like the way you think. I think the sun is closer though. Probably easier to get too. I don’t know I don’t work on space travel.
minus-squareAquila@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIts actually easier to launch stuff out of the solar system than to slow stuff down enough to fall into the sun
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoEasiest is to just round them up and shoot them and let their corpses rot in a ditch.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoYeah but let’s not leave anything to chance
minus-squareVenator@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoGuillotines are even closer than the sun.
minus-squarein_my_honest_opinion@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoshhhhhh they don’t understand Hohmann Transfers, we can send them there regardless.
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWe could save a lot of money on life support system.
minus-squareMatty Roses@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoThey’ll pull themselves up by their bootstraps on the way there!
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months ago302 years later the ship comes back with a pile of gold and a note: “Delicious. Please send more.”
Cool lets pack up the billionaires and ship em over there.
I like the way you think. I think the sun is closer though. Probably easier to get too. I don’t know I don’t work on space travel.
Its actually easier to launch stuff out of the solar system than to slow stuff down enough to fall into the sun
Easiest is to just round them up and shoot them and let their corpses rot in a ditch.
Yeah but let’s not leave anything to chance
Guillotines are even closer than the sun.
shhhhhh they don’t understand Hohmann Transfers, we can send them there regardless.
We could save a lot of money on life support system.
They’ll pull themselves up by their bootstraps on the way there!
302 years later the ship comes back with a pile of gold and a note:
“Delicious. Please send more.”