• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 day ago

      Scientist trying to find an excuse for when his colleague didn’t knock first and asked what the hell he was doing with that pig

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      23 hours ago

      if you’re allergic to pollen, that’s just bukkake. pollen is plant sperm

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        12 hours ago

        No, pollen is actually more like a separate generation of the plant, a (micro)gametophyte. They are whole organisms that produce sperm when certain conditions are met.

        So it’s a whole bunch of organisms just waiting to get sperm out, hanging out in your nose

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          9 hours ago

          yeah technically animal sperm is “a whole separate generation” as well, just that that generation only produces single-celled organisms!