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The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.
Salmon concentrator
Six-to-one fish condenser
Fig 1. F I S H A C C E L E R A T O R
Fishies get sucked into the tall centrifuge tower, tail-first, then after processing, only one fish will be the fortunate one to be released back into the wild.
This device converts the data stream from a parallel format to a serial format. Fish swimming in the data stream enter simultaneously, but emerge one by one, both in little-endian notation.
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You kids these days with your fancy dancy fishy go rounds. When I was a kid all we had was the wobbly wheel of death. All but 1 of the fish would climb on, and then that 1 fish would start pushing with all their might and then jump on. Then the other fish would eventually lose their grip and flung fuck off.
It’s the large haddock collider.
Simply insert up to six salmon and wait! The fish are sequentially collided at 25 mph, reulting in one ultra-dense salmon, dispensed ass-first.
If they run it in reverse it splits a dense salmon into many smaller salmon in a process called fisshion.
It makes me sad to know I will never come up with a quip this clever.
Same, it makes me feel my life is so unworthy.
Holy fuck that’s good.
I’m more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards
Once inside, they instinctively swim against the strong current of water rushing downward. That means they end up moving backward down the spiral, eventually getting pushed out the bottom of the helix into the river.
This method has lead to better survival rates than when the fish were spilled over the top of the dam.
Salmon treadmill?
Fishy want get stronk.
wow this is awesome!
I guess they try to escape the current
I dont know, the video was too long
Salmon like to go downstream backwards
Its actually walking and gacing up a downward moving escalator at a slower speed than the escalator.
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Six fish enter! One fish leaves!
Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.
The salmonplexer
It’s actually a salmon decimator. 1 in, many out
Check the arrow direction, it’s a salmon smasher!
Their tails deceived me!! This large salmon collider will hopefully find the Biggs Bass-n particles that fishermen always say got away.
Yeah, though I can see how it looks like it’s going the other way at first glance, what with the fish facing the wrong direction.
But why do they have to back in?
Little known fact, the reverse beeping noise that large trucks use was taken from salmon. When they swim in reverse they all make that beep sound and researchers really love repetitive beeping noises when they’re studying so they built it this way.
Source: the depths of my insanity.
As a repetitive beeping noise, I can confirm this is true
They like going backwards
Salmon Multiplexer
