Affine Connection

Is that Cherenkov radiation, or are you just happy to see me?

men in black

Chewing death caps does not sound safe.

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A mushroom stung me, and now I am speaking backwards with God.

*Great name for a Jedi

Nice username

Someone should draw something similar for corn smut (a parasitic fungus that infects maize kernels).

You weigh in beavers?

The hilarious thing about Hallucinogenia is how wrong even the “correction” reconstruction was.

Haploid babies?

Faith healing works. I know because it cured me of my decapitation after I was cremated and my remains were fed to a giant lizard.

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Lower the inertial mass

—what to say when you want your obese Trekkie friend to take care of their health