Forcing their facist file structure on is is literally wors than windows!

/s

Several billion mice would like to tell you a secret

There are anteaters! Well done!

I thought this was a greentext at first

“Say the line, Archaeologist!”

“It’s for ceremonial purposes”

Did the CEO of wolves write this?

The internet works this way too. Blow up one undersea cable and traffic rerouted somewhere else, but slower.

Dick goes deep

A picture of Rick - Richard “Dick” Astley was unwanted? :o

The reptilians ate all the Nazis

I diagrammed it on the whiteboard at work to explain it to the accountant who:

• Believed the far side of the moon was always in shadow

• Believed that we had not yet seen the far side of the moon.

So I taught her a little history and a little celestial mechanics and now she understands.

Thanks, KSP!

The headlights of the spaceship of course

How did they get it to pose next to earth for this photo?

Check your inbox ;)

Guide to picking up smart chicks:

X Show dick pics

✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests

I gave a ADHD kid under my care coffee once and it was a goddamned nightmare

The paranormal community at large has been treating UFOs and aliens as transdimensional entities indistinguishable from historical and biblical demons for a long time now, including Djinn, fae, elves, earth spirits, and ghosts.

'Demon’s the way they use it are ones who reveal themselves, as opposed to those who hide in the shadows. Demon - strate, demonstrate themselves.

Leto II?

Kind of ADHD energy.

I doubt it, calibrating a focal point to a stationary, relatively nearby target, say a hundred metres or so, is fairly simple, but to apply that to a satellite, a moving target (with a changing velocity if we are talking about a satellite in an eccentric or molnya orbit) either in high or low earth orbit, that’s a distance of between 200-20,000kms.

Even a satellite in perfectly circular orbit is constantly changing its distance relative to a point on the ground, meaning you have to constantly adjust the focal point of the mirrors. At 250km, your field of mirrors (say, a 100m circle of them) would describe about 0.023 degrees of curvature, almost completely flat.

And that’s before accounting for atmospheric attenuation and scattering of the light.

On a clear night with many gw of laser energy, maybe you could peel the skin off a low orbit satellite, but even that would be impractical.