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“Me: Oh a list of assholes to avoid, nice. Shopify, who tf is that? EZ. 1 keep sucks, lol. Dell…they make trash, easy. Meta, lol, already done. Coin base more like Rube Base am I right? Digital Ocean still relevant in the hosting world? I thought they’d have gone the way of Go Daddy, Ez boycott list.”

“Brain: You skipped one.”

“Me: reads again Fffffffffffuuuu”

I have no fucking clue how to effectively boycott CloudFlare, gang. That’s…kinda the point of how they positioned themselves.

Stupid fucks, they’re the only one who stands to make as much hand over fist whether open source enshitifies or not. Except if it enshitifies enough, their spigot stops spilling money.

Greedy cunts and the allure of control, what a dynamic duo.

The fuck to use to replace the quintillion different services CF sells?

Asking for…several friends, actually.

Caterpillars fit, and there’s one species in particular that goes toe to tentacle with even the most lethal of jellyfish and is a seriously bad time to touch, because it’s urticating hairs connect to toxin secreting cells that pump out a nasty neurotoxin.

But to me, that’s still cheating, in that the most passive and effective urticating hair defense mechanism was selected for as a mere delivery method for venom.

If one wants to see the real absurd intricacies with urticating hair in arthropods, the only game in town are the new world tarantulas.

Entire fricking metas based on 7 different identified urticating hair types and they’re so understudied there’s almost certainly one out there that probably wildcarded old world venom with new world hair styles that we just have not found yet.

I wouldn’t have much fun with it per se, but I’d still use it. Pretty sure you could change the course of this bullshit within 12 names, if you pick them right and link their outcomes together.

Example:

“At [precise time], [target], opens their veins with the nearest sharp object and writes [portion of the message] in their own blood upon the nearest surface, while screaming ‘We were wrong, and judgement comes!’, before dying from a brain aneurysm.”

Run it in batches of 3 over a Friday to Monday, when the US markets are closed.

The precise time corresponding to part of an IP address.

The message: [Stop being evil controlling cunts for/your own gain and selfish desires/Or die alongside all your works/I know who is really in charge amongst you].

Batch 1: The three most visually and vocally problematic governmental figureheads.

Batch 2: The three most visually and vocally problematic billionaires

Batch 3: The three most embedded of aides that facilitated the first two groups

Batch 4: A random selection of Billionaires who have been way too quiet recently even as their money flows to make everything shittier.

They’ll figure out the IP address pretty quick.

Then they’ll hit the page with the instructions:

• Make an international trust foundation with a legitimately open, controllable, and auditable operations by the people, with the charter to improve the lives of all Humanity

• The instruction to ironclad formalize mechanisms so that the foundation ends up controlling no less than 99.9% of all their assets, by midnight Monday, and the promise that there will not be individual billionaires allowed to exist after that time.

Bam. The grand majority of the hurdles for a better world out of the way.

Then we can get to the real and important work: Deciding which specific leftist ideology is most correct and which form of Anarchism proves it wrong, as God intended.

Wait, I fixed it all, why is Ryuk still laughing?

I am very glad another cockologist came through with the research data I was too lazy to collect and merely intuited from all those years learning at cock school.

You have greatly improved the corpus of knowledge, and I would be honored to be ranked amongst “Et al” in your upcoming “The Upper Bounds of Physical Cockology” paper, Dr. Sp3ctr4l.

Any leads yet on a publication that would appreciate the important work in our field?

I’ll give you weird. Your answer can be seen in this other reply regarding the physical power required by a bipedal frame with giant monster PP attached not being there.

That is how they are being silly, they know the human body would need more than just a giant PP to pierce the diaphragm. That is to say, the MDs are also shitposting, the licensed professions are allowed some shitposting too, as a treat.

Hypothetical futa cock is on a normal sized frame. Big PP no stabby with a literal horse’s musculature driving behind it.

Silicone tentacles dildos longer than a man’s arm bend and squish within. They do not rearrange guts, they enter guts and conform inside them, sillies. That’s how the uwu bulging occurs.

The universal end we all have is easier to jam up seeds way up there. But the other orifice that not everyone has is possible too, if trickier. But stuff up past the vagina can accommodate a monster cock dildo with some difficulty pretty deep if the owner is so inclined. It is capable of rearranging itself to birth something about as big as the Hot Lobo XXXL anyways.

A hypothetical real monster PP with the same dimensions would work slightly differently in that it would both be somewhat more able to maintain baseline rigidity, and would also probably break PP long before it broke through a diaphragm.

Doctors are being silly and their hypothetical is not based on PP physics.

Maybe an object of the pictured size with far more stabbing power than horse futa cock would actually have, like a metal pole or something I dunno.

Yes you can fit those pretty far up too, coincidentally but those wouldn’t break before they break you.

Also, use a flared base for deep insertions y’all.

Anthocyanins!.

Which curiously enough, can also photosynthesize, and more readily absorb energy from green light than chlorophyll!

Makes me wonder what could be achieved with some careful engineering…