That’s a very American comment you just made

~I’ll show myself out~

Help me step-volt, I’m stuck!

Sometimes, but he even creeps them the fuck out.

Exactly! Why are we even talking about them! Everything is fine!

Yes perfectly normal. No mind controlling Govt. agents here . Nothing to see. Aliens are friends

A while back I read an article that stated earth was about as high G as you could get and still be able to get to orbit with chemical rockets (barring huge leaps in tech). I could be remembering that badly though, so take it with a grain of salt

Wait… ok this may have backfired on me

Let’s do none of these kids. This message brought to you by the number “don’t be a fucking stupid” and the CIA. Remember kids, I can’t start foreign wars for oil if I don’t have soldiers!

Ahh ok my bad

I know, I’m old, I love cyberpunk. I was making a joke. Not dissecting the larger genres into sub-genres.

That just makes it even better!

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God at least some shadowrun action right? I want trolls with autocannons and gnomes hacking into megacorps - not ketamine addicted techbro cybernazis

That was the joke, we got the really shitty one

Right? I love cyberpunk but it’s not fun we got the shitty cyberpunk dystopia and not the awesome one with cybernetics and neon