Lol “a” war crime.

I was recently given a monster and holy shit people drink that, by choice?

Even more amazing is that people paint the Monster logo (the three claw marks) on their fucking cars. Imagine getting your sense of self-worth from your overpriced energy taurine drink of choice.

FYI they make mango chili Peeps.

The new animated series on Netflix is great, very much in the spirit of the original comics. I didn’t like the live action thing at all and couldn’t get very far into it.

Netflix has a new animated Asterix series which is really good, modernized (as far as the puns are concerned – e.g. one of the Romans is named “Fastandfurius”) but still very much in the spirit of the original. The live-action series is nowhere near as good.

may be completed with Hydrogen for more energy release

Uh, that understates things a little bit. Hydrogen bombs (which utilize fission for triggering the fusion reaction) are generally a few orders of magnitude more powerful than fission bombs. The opposite is more accurate: fusion bombs that use spent Uranium as a tamper roughly double their yield.

And only in USSR!

We’re school bus drivers lol. We work four hours a day.

Heavy metal is good for you.

Eh, the Moebius stuff was great but a lot of the material just pandered to adolescent boys.

I walked into my break room at work a couple of years ago and overheard some of my female coworkers complaining about the formula shortage. I asked if they’d ever thought about breastfeeding and they looked at me like I’d just grown a second head. I get that some women here and there might need a supplement for this, but the idea that feeding babies canned formula should be the norm is completely insane.

Yeah, valerian root ain’t getting rid of your microplastics buildup.

I worked at a vitamin store chain owned by the parents of a college friend of mine (who is now worth $34 million lol - that chain has turned into a miniature Whole Foods) for a few months. I remember one customer came in because she was going through a divorce, and the cashier said “oh, you need St. John’s Wort for that”. Nobody there thought this was unusual in any way.

Also knew a guy in college who claimed to be a Breathitarian. We caught him at the Ponderosa steak house in the next town over one night.

I dunno … Rome fucked up Carthage pretty bad.

already a glaring example

Only those meaningless sideshows known as “WWI” and “WWII”.

Arian

Heresy!

I box trap them (they love cantaloupes) and haul them off to a neighboring town. I’m not sure how humane it is since they usually tear off their claws trying to get out of the trap. And momma hog is too smart to go in the trap, so I only get the kids.

Damn, imagine if we hadn’t depleted our soils of nutrients through unsustainable agricultural practices requiring us to pump unsustainable chemical fertilisers into the ground.

Don’t forget about poisoning our aquifers with fracking.

Edit: I also forgot to mention selling off our water rights to the Saudis so they can grow alfalfa for their racehorses. Maybe it’s for the best that we’re poisoning the water first.

Also, groundhogs will fuck up your garden, and they dig tunnels and climb fences. You have to basically build a big cage around your garden, floor included.