I mean it’s not wrong.

Belgian “frietkoten” have a magical capability. No matter how hard you to minimise your order. You always, and I do mean always, end up with too many. Even if you take that last extra scoop into account.

Don’t visit Belgium.

imagines tux with a leather whip giving windows a good run for it’s naughty boy money

Is it getting warm in here or is that just me?

“Just act like you just croaked”

Skeletor voice:” I’m gonna grab ya, NYAA!”

“I want to take this opportunity to encourage our scientists to invest more research into the fascinating field of Raccoon penis. I’ll gladly share my findings.”

We feel you mister astronaut. The entire planet is with you.

There is A LOT that churches still haven’t figured out. And probably never will.