So that’s how the rainbows are made! Awesome!

Instructions unclear. Currently waiting in ER with a lightbulb up my ass and it’s not lighting up!

No thanks. I had a bad time with a caterpillar, and this just looks like a massive caterpillar. I don’t want to touch it, I don’t want to go near it.

It took us a few thousand years to figure it out. No biggie.

Why the fuck is everyone giving Microslop so much PR. Do you not realise this is a good thing for them? At the very least you could call them Microslop.

Microslop thanks you for your work in spreading their name.

Amanita muscaria is NOT psychedelic though, it’s a deliriant. It can cause hallucinations, but it is not serotonin based, and psychedelics work on serotonin receptors.

You haven’t checked the gills or the spores

I see they brainwashed you good

For a moment there I thought you were describing the USA. Except they align with Putin. And kill kidnapped people secretly in concentration camps. But they too like shooting civilians in the streets occasionally.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, inject 'em.

I take it when someone tells you to suck their dick, you immediately drop to your knees and start sucking. No other option but to comply, right?