I feel like we could do this with 4 tech oligarchs right now and it would still be accurate.

In a plastic tub by a guy in a tank top at a store that sells more than 1 product with “swole” in the name?

I’m not stopping you.

To be fair, the anti-malarial drug Meflaquine/Larium does the same thing to people a bit after you take it.

There are bioaccumulative toxins, but nothing over the counter sold in a plastic tub by some guy in a tank top will get rid of them. And some, like lead, have symptoms that are not reversible. Lead poisoning is a lifelong condition. So a magical “detoxifying” shoe insole or smoothie additive isn’t going to do much. I think @nightshade@piefed.social 's point remains that any toxins that stay in the body are either gone for good after a short time, or there to stay.

From the knees up, mostly.