Spells include:
- blowing your own leg off
- contender for the longest and the most confusing divination
- lots and lots of spells related to sexually transmitted diseases
- creating your own plane from scratch
- printing press
- transmutation
And the best part: there are third-party addendums that allow you to cast multiple spells at once or cast them faster using 100% of the brain power, optionally with help from other people
Raising soft palate > pinching