Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five golden rings

Four calling birds

Three french hens

Two turtle doves

and a partridge in a pear tree

Last year I witnessed a bird MURDER another bird over some dispute over bird seeds.

😂 Oh how did I ever find amusement before the internet existed

So sad that Abbey & Brittany are stuck at stage 4.