So it gets hard when they spit on it? Just like your mom does to my dick.

j/k

Uh oh, I’m in danger.

Stick conductive metal in the outlet and you will be transported to the fey realm.

I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.

I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Someone is not flashing their dick to a future spouse. Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”