* slaps sphere *
“You can fit so much Perlin noise on this baby.”
* slaps sphere *
“You can fit so much Perlin noise on this baby.”
His health was so fucked it has its own wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_of_Charles_Darwin
TFW you live in a galaxy-spanning super civilization but your planet is dying because its ID in the central database has a UUID collision with another planet 80000 light years away.
I know it’s a shitpost but my mind immediately goes to Pieter Bruegel the Elder.