Good reverse psychology, Xantusia riversiana gonna be baby’s first word.

Sooooo … Don’t put your dick in it, yeah?

You made my morning. 🏆

Would you need to kick up some moondust in order to get an effect like that?

You’ll have to get them their own TV and Barcalounger

With a squeeze of lemon!

That’s right, pass those microplastics along to the cancer babies! (Seriously though, DONATE BLOOD.)

That’s terrible for you and the squirrels but some apex predator’s babies are getting really well nourished. Or it’s also possible many squirrels noped out of the area after a few were devoured.