Are those insanely huge apples or is he just a really tiny guy?

The ones we have here can’t bite anything. If they get scared their only defense mechanism is to jump straight at the threat and hope to scare it away lol

We have a similar bug here called a cave cricket! They look similar but cave crickets are harmless lol

We always just called them Roly-Polys! They provided hours of entertainment for kids in the days before everyone had the Internet lol