If you need any more proof that network news is state propaganda, this is it. Clutching your pearls about how a sovereign state defends itself is peak fucking entitlement. The USA is the Meca-Streisand Karen of the world, I say this as a disaffected 'Merikan myself.

Pissmaster from Rick and Morty could have been the hero he always wanted to be on that planet.

I thought you said Piss Rick for a moment, like when Rick Sanchez took on the role of Pissmaster so he wouldn’t be as much of a disappointment to his daughter (I think), after he (Pissmaster) killed himself. Christ, that show was fucking dark.