Sharks can only be found in two places on earth: the northern and southern hemispheres

They’ve detected microplastics in breast milk. You know what that means? It’s time to start living up to our name as mammals.

We hormonally induce lactation for everyone. All the time. Just leech out those microplastics. Nips into 3d printers.

Later, we’ll find out the whole identifying part is a bit glossed over, and it’s really about using the AI as a rubber stamping plausible deniability shield to commit whatever atrocity you feel like.