under the pseudonym Johannes Bohannon, John Bohannon …

I can see why he went into science and not, say, creative writing.

It’s ok you can swear on Lemmy

It’s all fun and games until the crows start getting ideas

how did he afford a nice suit

Ooh I know that one ! It’s because of the “K” in RFK, which means “Kennedy”

Heroin-fueled brain worms, allegedly contracted from (knowingly and voluntarily) eating rotten meat on a semi regular basis*

Judging from the name of the plant alone, it’s just one of these plants where the leaves somehow retract in reaction to some stimuli, right ?

I wouldn’t be so sure. There’s a disturbingly high amount of people (including adults) out there who take Schrödinger’s cat literally.

Make sure it has enough time filament to load a snapshot from the past and still print in the present.