Oh no, won’t anybody think of the shareholders?

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

If you only have time to look up one of the two. Choose kangaroo!

Nice! You’re like the Cesar Milan of poultry. The “cock whisperer”.

It has been nice weather this weekend. I learned that my chickens will just come walking into the livingroom if I leave the door open. Very cute, but they shit everywhere.

The best Charly Brown my fat fingers could manage on my phone

What about OpenSolaris and OpenBSD? Not technically linux, but more obscure, I think.

Womanhammer

I was thinking “biological warfare”. Which still doesn’t fit all the references, but I’ll write it off as “artistic liberty”

Or what they taste like if you serve them with a side salad

Have tried being a millionair? That seems to make problems go away quite easily.

My professional advice is to not be any of those things when shit hits the fan.

“Most of us” is not “all of us”. Humanity will survive and the survivors will adapt.

Nothing but positivity here.

Jezus! Can you tag the nsfw box, please? This is horrifying. Glad I didn’t put my kids through that.

I love science. But like the way catholics don’t know anything real about god (obviously), I don’t know anything real about science. I just know (or believe) that science can provide real answers and if it does something wrong, it will be corrected. I cannot provide those answers, but I trust in the people who can.

Science is like my religion. I am a simple believer, scientists are the monks and scribes, science communicators are the pastors and preachers.