I’d have taken it for more of a kendo fan in the hc matches

Now realizing there’s someone even further along the X axis than me on a scale I’ve recently made up

We are all sawdust on this Blessed day

What you think the girl on the left is doing with her hand is a pretty good litmus test for how fucked up you are

I tried it before they banned caffeinated alcohol here and holy fuck that shit was chaos in a can

Looks like you beat us to level 7

Your posts are bad, and you should feel bad

It’s only the far side from Earth.

Where is that?

TIL resentment and chronic migraines are the same thing

Thanks for reminding me to drink water. I’ve had a giant tumbler of it on my desk all day and was wondering why my head was starting to hurt.

You could have just said two instances of Outlook

Nah there’s a trapdoor where they go to live underground for a month then they’re whisked away to shoot the ocean recovery scene

My headcanon backstory for whoever made that decision is that they got kicked out of the porn industry for only showing the guys’ faces

That’s not what that word means

Hell yeah

You’re supposed to ask permission before using my likeness.