Right!?

It’s also not safe to consume - drink too much or too fast and you can drown or die of hyponatremia.

None of the bullet points involved a pig pooping on its own testicles, nor the phrase “turbo-lib”, so of course they didn’t find them funny.

Yes, the kilo-wat. For when a simple “wat” doesn’t accurately capture the absurdity of the situation.

For example, asking junior to put an atomic wafer in the power box, when you are standing right fucking next to it.

I hate that I didn’t immediately spot this as satire. It wasn’t until I reread it and digested “mild cases of death” that I realized it wasn’t some antivax nonsense. ☹️

Never put your dick in clouds of sulfuric acid.