Hi Remember_the_tooth, just a quick reminder that you’re scheduled visit on April 13, 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is only 36499999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999993 days away!

Sorry, that’s outside of the cancelation window. You’ll have to pay full price for the visit.

xkcd

“Sexually starved rats crash car in desperation to make the pain stop”

There’s a whole bunch of different search logos.

https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/DuckDuckGo/Easter_Eggs

But why use an ai generated picture of her? It doesn’t even get the bamboo thing right.

Also here’s a picture of real bamboo, a handy reference the article could have included.