Because they’re ant hobbits

Coconuts are mammals

Do you jump up and down after each bite?

Also, no breakfast in bed?

Yes please. Also what’s the emergency phone number that I should dial?

If I know anything from my time in the Army, everyone just went over to the next hill and continued rolling around in the contaminated uniform.

What would they do if everyone on a given boat just straight up died from the plague?

Why is Israel a squid?

So we can just chew millipedes and skip big pharma?

Two pointy sticks

How are you doing m without being m?

So… you’re going to be a lawyer then?

Til dyscalculia. I hope you weren’t born in asia