The barbed wire fence is a nice touch

I was aware of much of that, but somehow never considered that other cats have multiple births, so hyenas probably do too…

I can’t digest pork well (it runs right through me and frequently causes vomiting), so I don’t l eat it, but if I were to follow a diet with 500 calories of pork in it, I might get 100 from it. On the other hand, I digest beans and lentils incredibly well, with no noticeable gas. I can imagine that I might actually get 110 calories from a “100 calorie serving.” It is possible to determine your caloric intake despite this variation, but because people aren’t well educated about it, they see a mismatch in the math and reality and think it’s pointless to calculate it at all instead of realizing they need to adjust it for their specific digestive system.

The hucow revolution awaits!

It was a religion teacher. They’re not known for their taste.

There was a misunderstanding at my school where the world religions teacher recommended the Sandra Bullock Crash to an entire class and the first student to find it and send the class a link found this one (could have been an honest mistake or intentional) and someone reported the teacher. It was pretty easily cleared up, but the teacher was definitely shaken that the other movie existed.

I mean, I’ve gotta assume that they’re related, but I’m always happy for a new variant.

Oh, what a good rabbit hole!

I use fiend in exactly the same way: “I’m fiending for a cigarette,” etc.

I think you mean “fiend.”

There’s still some!