I was recently talking about this but with the moon. I’m not sure about a moon base but the next time mankind will land on the moon is 2028. If they settle and get a rotation going for supplies people could probably be living on the moon in 2030.

Enjoy looking up at a deserted moon while it lasts, soon you’ll always be looking up at moonmen.

In a few years: “These unkempt forests are a real eyesore, what if we sell the land to private entities”

I can’t tell you how many scripts I’ve written to format poorly made CSV files

That’s a WD40 grade dad joke though the teacher should be proud