high five, random internet poster. I came here to make a similar comment :)

I now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.

Elon Musks bones.

No, wait, you said terrifying, not terrific. never mind.

Typical race condition because birth is not an atomic operation. Count function was called when baby was half in / half out.

continents seem to have moved too… weird.