Consume too much? Dead.

Inhale too much? Dead.

Go too deep into it? Dead.

We really should be regulating the stuff.

Now do subnetting!

Haha fair point.

We really are in the Goldilocks Zone, aren’t we?

On your inner thigh?

Farmers’ Markets?

So we can finally stop trying?

It’s just one of those things you can do yourself, but you want the kid to feel valuable too.

Besides, if you’re getting radiation poisoning, you want that little shit to go down with you.

Whenever I see a hot woman on the road, I hit her car just to get her number. Then I never call her because I’m too shy.