Touche! I’m gonna put this on the “…AND ANOTHER THING!!!” list if you’re cool with it

Assuming you’re a student, have you ever tried to write up a lab report from multiple arguments using the same experiment? It’s a fun exercise in the potential for politics in science because it shows how you can capture and use the same data to argue diametrically opposing points.

We’ll liberate 'em but good! We’re gonna liberate the hell outta those oil bodies, make them understand the value of our flavor of authoritarian democracy!

Right? Birds got it going on. Meanwhile, we’re sitting here like, “Whew, I’m gonna need a breather after taking that last breath”