The 1800’s called, they want their medicine back

Praying for them to remain Anna-nymous 🙏

And as we all know, technology progresses logarithmically and not exponentially

1. Coal. Set it on fire, use fire to boil water
2. Geothermal. Go down where the rocks are hot, use hot rocks to boil water.
3. Nuclear. Magic rocks get hot all by themselves. Use them to boil water.
4. Photovoltaics. Shape rocks into solar panels, use solar panels to power stove to boil water.
5. Concentrated solar. Use mirrors to reflect sunlight onto salt (a rock). Boil water with hot salt.
6. Put water in a glass tube. Use mercury (which comes from a rock) to draw a vacuum. Water boils at room temp under a vacuum.
7. Lob a space rock at the planet. Space rock vaporizes everything in a 100 mile radius, including water.

I’m sure we can think of more

The sodium probably gets hot enough to keep glowing overnight

Guess what I’m boiling with the power from that solar panel

It’s so crazy that we’ve found like six different ways to use rocks to boil water. You’d think there’d just be two or three

Hard to beat spinning a magnet to generate electricity, and it’s hard to beat boiling water to spin a magnet

Yeah but Trump said these astronauts are going “farther from earth than anyone ever has before,” tacitly admitting that we never sent astronauts to the moon in the 60’s and 70’s

Depends on the wasps. Mud daubers are chill. Anything more aggressive than paper wasps get the death penalty

Anyone that doesn’t sting me is welcome. I love seeing all the salticids. The wasps can get bent

You haven’t seen my socks

Gonna need scientists to whip up some more of those herbivorous crocodyliforms so I can have one as a pet

Xenophytophilia is my favorite word in the English language

But Pythagoras hated triangles with irrational hypotenuses. A triangle with leg lengths of 3 and 4 units? Beautiful. A triangle with two 1 unit legs? Die