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Ask your mom!

sorry, I’ll see myself out.

Shit, this splash of sad reality doesn’t help with my suicidal tendencies…

Exhibit n we’re giving out doctorate degrees like candy.

A STEM PhD should be able to read and write at a high level and an PhD in English should have a modicum of knowledge of the world that surrounds us. This type of communication shenanigans only strengthens the current zeitgeist of anti-intellectualism IMHO.

note: That is assuming this isn’t a satire account, which it very likely is, I refuse to believe this level of stupidity hasn’t been selected against.

Your last moments on Earth

Two electromechanical switches, unless you buy stu to run doom while thawing chicken.