Then start dating (as a joke).
Get married (as a joke).
Have kids (as a joke).
Grow old (as a joke).
Enjoy your sunset years together (as a joke).
Be buried next to each other after death (as a joke).
Become ghosts and prank-haunt people together (as a joke).
Then start dating (as a joke). Get married (as a joke). Have kids (as a joke). Grow old (as a joke). Enjoy your sunset years together (as a joke). Be buried next to each other after death (as a joke). Become ghosts and prank-haunt people together (as a joke).
And they unalived happily ever after, as a joke.
(Too Many Losing Heroines spoilers)
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