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minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·15 hours agoGood news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!
minus-squareZwiebel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·14 hours agoPff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agopff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!
minus-squareChe Banana@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 hours agoPFFFFFT to you! I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!! Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoA second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so
Good news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!
Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!
pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!
PFFFFFT to you!
I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!
Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
A second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so