I learned so much from this graphic

According to this article, we have no idea. It does not support OPs claim tho. (At least this article doesn’t). Other sources might.

https://www.veriheal.com/blog/how-our-founding-fathers-used-cannabis-in-colonial-america/

Well, in the context of a clay pipe, the evidence suggest mary Jane, not hemp cloth.

Probably

Thank you for explaining the joke, I now know less.

In the federal budget context, that is literally a few dollars. It is super disingenuous to compare it to the budget of a single person.

It’s called Project Hail Mary you ding dong! We sent someone there in a last ditch effort to save the Earth!

Did you even read the article? They say all over the paper that it is fake. And they didn’t feed it to an LLM, they posted it online, where an LLM trying to scrape the entire internet sucked it up.

But, it IS fetch!

Yeah, that wasn’t clear from their post.

The addition of the music makes it 10 times funnier.

They left LEO a while ago. But, point taken. Kinda funny that they could be “technically” closer to him than someone across the country.

That parts not that unusual. The really funny part to me is when they asked for a com check, Trump responded that he was still there. Usually when we ask for a com check someone says they can hear you, coms are fine, something like that. That’s my experience with it anyway.

Your application has been rejected for insufficient intelligence.

Astronauts are highly educated and trained individuals. Not a single MAGA ding dong is qualified to go into space.

What is this cinnamon shtick you speak of?

It’s a conspiracy by Big Earth…

I know you’re making a joke, but it’s a farther flyby around the moon than we did before. It’s an asinine statement by an asinine human being.

Apparently not very far 🤣