it’s highly unlikely, fluids stick together and make drops in the air which you can easily see and avoid. and also, come on, women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm floating through the air is even less likely that women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm swimming in the water of the public swimming pool …
Good point, don’t wank in the swimming pool either.
What about wanking in the hand lotion at least ?
Well I guess that’s fine. It’s a long time since I was at school but I don’t think hands can get pregananant.
Urban legend, dude wanked in the hand lotion and sis used it as lube or something.
The chlorination of a public swimming pool is deadly to sperm, so I imagine the chances on a spaceship are a lot higher.
Also “easily seeing and avoiding” is just not realistic. You don’t have eyes on your vulva that are focused on checking for stray sperm globs 24/7.
Clothes they are wearing clothes.
Haha imagine a female astronaut free breeze for the lolz. Maybe even the reason the male astronaut is cranking.
It’s a valid emergency propulsion method and I’m sick of being told it’s not.
One day I’m gonna save a space station, that will show them.
there should absolutely be a shitty trash movie about this.
I hope it’s really techy talking about overall force, nozzle velocity, etc, but also soapy, so the audience knows what the main propulsion expert is fighting for …
“CRANK THE THROTTLE!” “STOP CALLING IT THAT!”
“if you nut in space, it push you backwards.” - Griffin McElroy
Love seeing mbmbam references in the wild
This website is complete junk.
Lol. Chances for accidentally short circuit something with stray fluid are much much higher than creating a new human this way.
I’m not looking to have a baby, but I gotta admit that if I were an astronaut and the one-in-a-million chance of getting impregnated by floating sperm happened, that’d be incredible. I’d have the first baby conceived in space! What a cool story to have in a family’s lore.
Of course, that’s provided it survives the rest of the trip.
This is how we get Space Jesus
General Kenobi…
You are a bold one.
And the daddy is an astronaut too! Not bad.
Magnificent.
NASA scientists says-
Shouldn’t it be “NASA scientist says-” or “NASA scientists say-”
I’m dyslexic and not native English speaker so I’m not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.
Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it’s necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn’t have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.
So, NASA scientists, why don’t you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it’s oh so important.
Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.
Also, what a slop website.
Yup, awful website. No cookie rejection option and “This article was originally published on 23 July 20222”
I trust people in the future would know more about space than we do.
Pretty good English to intuitively recognize that. My brain just autocorrected to “Scientist says”.
Yes. The ‘thing’ you’re describing is subject-verb agreement.
S/than/then
That’s suppose to be a time order of speech conduction declaration, not a comparison direction pointer shift.
Yeah you’re right! I know when to use which, don’t know why I made this mistake :)
I figured. Personally, it makes a difference to think of the word in amore concise cognitive meaning to distinguish them. They’re so fine a line of a vowel, even between those two parituclar such.
I cna read what you do write well enough to see that you do think well and we would all likely benefit from your development. You’re good enough as it is to see that you will.
NOFAPSA
I wanna see the cumball formed by ejaculating in 0 gravity.
It is at ~3:40 in this recent SNL sketch: https://youtu.be/FOI8vLhRzkE - super gross!!
(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)
“Wot? Wadn’t me.”
John, you’re the only man on board…
“Don’t know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn’t me…”
The point of thrust is offset so you’d spin around uncontrollably.
LMAOOOOOOO
This is garbage
There’s a research grant to be had here.
false article, but fun fact!
astronauts on Mir got porn sendt up, as well as having a small supply of alcohol for special occasions.
aaand nobody got pregnant.
