Yeah yeah, all very interesting, but the thing we need to know is: Can we extract DNA from it and bring back dinosaurs, preferably on an island, and make a theme park of it? Maybe even create a hybrid between a T-Rex and a Raptor?

Please let number 5 be proper English.

Also, are male scorpions getting babies? Or should “he” be “she”?

I R Baboon

We all know map making was far superior 500 years ago. Those satellites only messed things up.

Yeah you’re right! I know when to use which, don’t know why I made this mistake :)

NASA scientists says-

Shouldn’t it be “NASA scientist says-” or “NASA scientists say-”

I’m dyslexic and not native English speaker so I’m not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.

Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it’s necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn’t have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.

So, NASA scientists, why don’t you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it’s oh so important.

Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.

Also, what a slop website.

Another 35000 people lose their job thanks to Trump. People who also prevent forest fires. But that has never been in issue in the US, right?

Right?

RIGHT?!?

Hello, my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white guy I’m not old or new, but middle school, fifth grade, like junior high I don’t know mofo’, if y’all peeps be bugging, givin’ props to my ho, 'cause she fly But I can take the heat, 'cause I’m the other white meat known as ‘Kid Funky Fried’ Yeah, I’m hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don’t shine 'Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own Wookiee I’m the root of all that’s evil, yeah, but you can call me Cookie

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn Burn, motherfucker, burn

Lately my autocorrect is fucking up big time after years of good service.

English isn’t my main language, but that garbled piece of shit word which should have said “accessed” also doesn’t resemble any word in my language.

Doesn’t have to be one, I’ve made a list

The black plague is common in Madagascar for example, in villages which can’t be reqxhes accessed without a helicopter and people there have no money for antibiotics. So doctors without borders are doing there best, but it’s still there (among other places). The vaccine for spreading misinformation is education, but sadly people prefer to get their knowledge from tiktok while letting AI do their school work, if they go to school at all.

Edit: typo

Please email the image of the spider back so I can add another leg

Also depends on whether you consider fungi an animal of a plant. As their cell structure resembles more of animal cells than plant cells. And fungi are everywhere. Humans, animals and plants would all die if fungi would seize to exist. They are in our body, create our food and medicine, they are the cycle of life as they break down dead tissue, they feed plants and trees. The oldest living organism is a fungus. They are what keep us all alive, they are basically mother earth. And we eat that. Seeing The Last Of Us suddenly makes a lot of sense. Revenge of the fungi.

All fruits have that, if you enhance your view enough. Put any fruit under a microscope and it’s crawling with creatures.

I’m a vegan, although not super strict. But I knew some terror vegans who do not consider vigs vegan.

The definition of “vegan” differs. Like, I don’t like products that had a nervous system. So technically I could eat oysters. But some vegans consider oranges not to be vegan because there might be an animal product in the pesticides used on oranges. Some claim they only use plant based products, but they get mad when I ask them about fungi, as their cell structure looks more like an animal cell than a plant cell (I love to make terror vegans mad).

Being vegan means you buy products which fit your idea of being vegan.

And sadly for some it means you need to be a fucking asshole to anyone you meet.