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Sigh Unzip. If that’s what I’ve got to do to carve out some space, then so be it!

I think California is known to cause cancer in the state of California, you can bet cinnamon is too.

I do enjoy a good joke now and again. Maybe it would be even better on the second …or third… telling? Only one way to find out.

Oh cum on, it’s going to be really hard to handle that. Mind you, I’d be more concerned about the stray ‘liquid’ getting into machinery and shorting something, rather than accidentally impregnating three women at a time.

Fortunately we don’t have to worry about this yet as “This article was originally published on 23 July 20222”.

Unfortunately, on at least one occasion it was. Cosonaut Vladimir Komarov was killed when the main parachute failed on his Soyuz 1 capsule. Probably the worst part was he knew, before launch, that he would probably die: CW:An all around grim story, and a picture of his, unrecognisable, charred remains

because the new metal straws have pierced the brains of anyone who did them.

I am confused by this, straws go in the mouth, if people are sticking them in their brains, they’re doing it wrong, or are you saying there is a crack team of assasins out there who’ve vowed to keep this knowledge secret in a particularly gruesome manner?

Have you tried licking random millipedes to see what happens?

I’m curious about the assertion that this is ‘to protect themselves from malaria carrying mosquitoes’. How do the scientists know this is the motivation, rather than a helpful side-effect?

This one was probably pretty Thor afterwards.