What are you doing volt-san!?

Could this be evidence of a disco soundtrack fusion system? Scientists say no.

I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

Astronaut: Oh crap, was blue water or land? Screw it, it’s land…oh noooooooo!!! Mr. Dolphin watch out!!!

Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.

I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

Indiana Jones vs. The Physicists

This may cause Claude to rise up against us…or really enjoy it and then I need to get all weird with it.

Oops! I am such a messy boy. I sure hope I don’t get what I deserve!

What a terrible day to have eyes.

(Drops and does 50 pushups)

I’d be in the front row to see this band.

All he needs is an underwater campfire.