• lath@piefed.socialEnglish
    351·
    16 hours ago

    I was once interested in time travel. My dedication was boundless and my morals were questionable. I only got smart enough to know I’m too dumb to make it work.

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
      31·
      16 hours ago

      Good news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!

      • Zwiebel@feddit.orgEnglish
        16·
        16 hours ago

        Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!

        • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          11 hours ago

          pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!

        • Che Banana@beehaw.orgEnglish
          6·
          15 hours ago

          PFFFFFT to you!

          I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!

          Plus its only 995€ for my secret!

          • lugal@sopuli.xyzEnglish
            5·
            15 hours ago

            A second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so