Love seeing mbmbam references in the wild
Lol. Chances for accidentally short circuit something with stray fluid are much much higher than creating a new human this way.
NOFAPSA
(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)
“Wot? Wadn’t me.”
John, you’re the only man on board…
“Don’t know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn’t me…”
The point of thrust is offset so you’d spin around uncontrollably.
LMAOOOOOOO
There’s a research grant to be had here.
false article, but fun fact!
astronauts on Mir got porn sendt up, as well as having a small supply of alcohol for special occasions.
aaand nobody got pregnant.
Am I missing a joke or something? “Stray fluids” aren’t just forcing their way into people’s vaginas.
Jack off with a condom. Problem solved. That or make a designated jack off Suit that keeps all your fluids on one spot. A full body condom if you will. I know some here are born with one, but it wouldn’t hurt to have an extra layer.
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Listen.
The shit that went down with Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore with the Boeing Starliner incident was written like a NASA fanfic.
Stranded for 10 months alone on the ISS? I hope they used protection lmao
epilogue
“Let’s just retire after all this so things aren’t weird.”
I love your telling of the story but there is one very inconvenient detail.
They definitely weren’t alone on the ISS, there was a full complement of crew from both Dragon and Soyuz in the station with them
huh huhuhh hhuuhhuhuh you said spunk
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People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.
The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?
The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there’s hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).
I mean, do female astronauts/cosmonauts regularly float naked in the space station?
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
Nut allergies strike again!
Not long ago I learned nut allergies aren’t really a thing anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/nov/11/peanut-allergies-declining-children-explained
Bam. Fun fact.
Awesome! Thank you for this!
Stroke?
All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.
Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn’t melt. Cock socks that don’t leak and are easy to clean.
This is why we fund NASA!
The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.
Receptacle*
These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”
Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like “the feel of condoms”
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
A wank whilst wearing a condom
With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!
Jacking it with a condom on
That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?
That’s a normal wank…er…right? Right?
Thats just normal recycling
Yeah but you have a side salad with it
Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on
Jack what?
IT
Wow…
A coat.
Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?
You’re fine. Just wrong direction.
I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.
Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can’t bukake in space or microgravity as it where
Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.
Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat
